sikssaapo-p:

I would die and do the dishes

erwinnsmith:

i respect all ships

no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

xercis:

"It’s been a long time coming… Almost there."

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

straightally:

imagine a cute girl werewolf tho. shed turn into a floofy dog. a big floofy dog to hug you. a cute girl that turns into a cute dog. wtf

对不起, 让你遇上了我
I’m sorry that you met me.
- (via nsnklv)

archewill:

id like to thank my skeleton, who is always there

What do you think love is?

name-the-blue-rose:

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

I had no idea this was so common. Damn.

✿THEME